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Wrong in all the right ways

by VM Brasseur on September 22nd, 2005

I usually don’t do this sort of thing. The “find something on another blog and then link to it on my own” thing. It seems somewhat like cheaping-out, stealing content, what have you.

But this is amusing enough to share. For those of you looking for weekend plans, why not head down to your local petshop to pick up a hamster, then invite all your friends over for an armed fighting hamster deathmatch?

If I catch anyone actually trying this I’ll personally come kick their sick and twisted keisters.

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4 Comments
  1. The Brasseurs permalink

    Just think how neat it would be with a hamster mounted with a switchblade?

  2. The Brasseurs permalink

    By the way, was that last comment aimed at anyone in particual?

  3. Yeah, but the problem with a switchblade is that when it’s engaged you’ll send the blade straight through the back of the hamster’s head. That’s somewhat counterproductive, don’t you think?

  4. The Brasseurs permalink

    NO, you silly person. You see, its a well known fact that hamsters lower their head when they attack, just like thier somewhat larger cousins the rhinos. One has to just arrange a device to actuate the button on the switchblade when the hamster drops its head to charge. The hamster snorts, drops its head to charge, sets off the switchblade and surprises its opponent with the steely death of its blade. Everyone knows that hamsters are nothing but rhinos with better publicists – and their easier to carry onto planes. With the switchblade removed, they don’t even show up on the x-ray. Some people have figured out a way to sneak gerbils – nothing more than miniture hippos – past security, but its kinda hard on the gerbil. But that’s an entirely different story….

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