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OK, that does it

by VM Brasseur on October 1st, 2008

I arrived home today, dragging my tired self up the front porch steps. Fumbling for my keys my gaze fell on the porch wall.

“OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!”

Yes, they had stolen another pot of herbs. This time they absconded with the espazote. Why espazote? It’s not like it’s the most common or desirable herb. And it was a baby! It was just starting to grow back after suffering some pretty shameful neglect. What the hell?

I’m fed up. This is crap. I mean, herbs? Screw that. All of my herbs have been moved to the back porch railing. The only thing which remains in the front is a very large potted jade plant and the only reason I haven’t moved that is that I’m not sure where to place it in back yet.

Grrr. Rotten bastards, stealing my herbs. Grrr, I tell you!

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3 Comments
  1. Anneke permalink

    Did Junior or his wife see anything?

  2. Not that I know but I haven’t spoken to them yet. By now I’m sure Betty has noticed that my herbs have moved so I’m sure she’ll be asking about it the next time I see her.

  3. On the plus side the herbs seem to be thriving back on the back porch. So that’s something anyway.

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