MeSsaGE TO mOIrA

less than 1 minute read

This message arrived for Moira yesterday evening:

dEAr moIRa,

wE Are KiDNAppINg yOUr PerSOn ThIS thuRSDaY, BUt WilL reTUrN hEr tO yOU AftER SHe hAs BeEn mADe TO eAt A lOT OF tURKey ANd DRinK A lOT Of wInE.

dO NOT cALL ThE AutHORitIES oR wE WiLL nOT PRoViDE YoU WiTh LefToVeRS.

lOVe,
– ThE kIDNAppERS

Apparently there are plans for me.

Categories:

Updated: