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Spicy

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My shipment has arrived from The Spice House. Yet another impulse purchase gone terribly correct, I’m sorry to say.

Customer

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The following is the actual entry for “customer{.broken_link}” in Roget’s New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition:

My fridge has died

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Yesterday I pulled some soy milk out of the fridge to put into my coffee. The light was on.

Reason #837 Why We Love Megan

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Me: Megan! I found dessert for the BBQ on Monday! Bacon-Maple Cupcakes! Megan: That rocks! I’m doing it!