Gloating is bad

I was going to post about how beautiful the weather was here today. Then I thought that for the sake of my friends back East perhaps I ought to keep my comments to myself.

So, um, sorry all. I’m sorry the weather sucks big ol’ rocks for you right now. Honest, I am. Your weather will improve soon (hard to get worse, really). And I’m sure the snow will be all gone by June. July at the latest.