And speaking of pleas for attention…

And now, my daily moment of passive aggresion.

Memo to coworker:

No one—and I mean no one—finds it amusing or even slightly entertaining when you come into the office at 7am and shout, “Gooooood mooOOOORRrning!” in an obnoxious sing-songy voice.

No one. Especially the person in the office outside of which you did said sing-songing.

Please throttle back your caffeine intake on your morning commute and try to moderate your enthusiasm. I know it’s hard, but we’ll all thank you for it.

Moment has passed. Thank you for sharing it with me.