The Cat Naming Game

These two handsome gentlemen will be coming to live with me this upcoming Friday. They don’t yet have names. The announcement of these two facts caused a maelstrom of email, mostly on the subject of naming.

Here are the suggestions I’ve received so far…

• JiJi and Bucky
• Holmes and Watson (or Moriarty, depending on personality)
• Lewis and Clark (if they like to explore the house)
• Jeckyl and Hyde
• Heckle and Jeckyl
• Groucho and Chico (or Harpo)
• Laurel and Hardy
• Monty and Python
• Spam and Spam (face it, you can call cats whatever you want, they only listen selectively-or if food is involved)
• Bela and Boris
• Godzilla and Gamera (depending if they’re destructive)
• Osiris and Sethos (or Horus)
• Doc and Grumpy (or any of the other dwarfs depending on personality)
• Ramses and Tut
• The DOCTOR and Capt. Jack
• Mickey and Donald
• Hades and Apollo (or other Greek gods)
• Caelum and something resembling “bathic”
• Captain Jack and The Face of Boe
• Shaun and Ed
• Rassilon and Omega
• Rassilon and Gallifrey
• Tennant and Baker
• Jayne and Malcolm
• Fezzick and Inigo
• Tron and Sark
• Buckaroo and Bonzai
• Ford and Zaphod
• Porter and Ale
• Hops and Barley
• Cat and Other Cat
• Cat who is this Cat and Cat that is not this Cat
• Cat5 and 10baseT
• Catastrophe and Catharsis
• Basement Cat and Minion
• Pinky and Brain
• Cat and Cat

Have additional suggestions? Post them in the comments below.