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Originally posted on 15 Jul 2007

A headline in the Science section of Yahoo! News:
Giant telescope begins scouring space

Another, immediately beneath it:
Lobsters life work for Maine scientist

As read by my brain:
“Giant lobsters work for Maine scientist”

I pictured them in lobster overalls, cutting the grass and changing the oil on the scientist’s beat up old Ford Fairlane.