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Originally posted on 29 May 2007

The following is the actual entry for “customer{.broken_link}” in Roget’s New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition:

Main Entry: customer
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: buyer
Synonyms: chump, client, clientele, consumer, easy make, float, front, habitué, head, live one, mark, patron, pigeon, prospect, purchaser, regular shopper, shopper, sucker, walk-in
Antonyms: seller, vendor
Source: Roget’s New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.3.1)
Copyright © 2007 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

Chump, easy make, float, front, live one, mark, pigeon, sucker.

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