Quirks of my new flat

• I have neither mailbox nor mail slot in the door
• The bedroom closet has no hanger rail, only some hooks along the wall
• There is a plug for an electric dryer but nowhere to vent the thing
• Pushing the button for either my doorbell or my upstairs neighbors’ rings the bell in my apartment only, never in theirs
• The steam from even the shortest shower will set off the smoke detector, even if the bathroom door is shut and the bathroom window is open