All hail me!

Today is Victoria Day. An entire country gets the day off just to celebrate me. Ain’t that considerate of them? Well, that’s Canadians for you. I think it’s a brilliant idea, myself. One of many to come from the Great White North.

In the spirit of NAFTA I think we ought to import this Canadian creation to our fair land (without requiring duties be paid, of course). I’m ready for it, so let the festivities begin!