Cheese is one of those miracles of nature.
One eats cheese and must think, “There is a god, and it looks a lot like milk. And bacteria. And a bit of mold.”
Cheese is a lot like sex. If real, then even a bad cheese is better than no cheese at all.
Cheese is better than sex because you can legally buy it and no one judges you if you pick up a variety in a single night.
Cheese for President, 2008.